Thursday, June 26, 2008

Redang Update

NOVENA, June 26 - In response to the doubt expressed through a published post at http://ambiguitytheories.blogspot.com/, another statement has recently been released. The departure and estimated arrival time for the bus journey between Ryan's place and Kuala Lumpur is 10.00 am and 4.00 pm respectively. Apology is made for the failure to disclose the estimated arrival time although the departure time has been ostensibly written out clearly in the previous statement by Ryan. At this juncture, credits ought to be given to Mr Zachary Kok, Director of Transportation, Redang Trip, for his meticulousness in pointing out this lack of crucial information in the previous statement.

Guests to the all-exclusive Redang Trip are kindly reminded that their first departure point is Perhentian Putra in view of the fact that there are several bus terminals in the Malaysian capital and to avoid misunderstanding that may lead to an irreparable delay in the entire trip. Also, in the interest of protecting the physical health of the guests, guests are strongly encouraged to bring along sunscreen lotion. Studies have shown that over-exposure of unprotected skin to intense sunlight, which is common on a tropical island, may lead to severe third degree burn or worse, skin cancer.

Finally, the Board of Directors would like to express its gratitude to the guests for their unwavering support and ever-ready cooperation towards realising the Redang Dream. The Board of Directors, whom themselves are simultaneously the guests, would also like to wish the entire Redang contingent a wonderful, fun-filled holiday adventure worthy of a dignified place in one's memory.

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