Ten Reasons Why We Are Hypocrites.

1. We backstab others almost guiltlessly and get pissed off when we are being backstabbed.
2. We complain that life is unfair when asked to do a little more for others while for most of the time, we let others do the work for us.
3. We strive to make our achievement "known to the four corners of the world" when we are cynical about what others can do.
4. We judge our friends and refuse to be the subjects of judgement.
5. We feel entitled to call others liars when we ourselves lie a lot.
6. It is okay for others to sacrifice for us but not the other way round.
7. Each of us behaves as the centre of "all affairs big and small" when it is obviously an illusion.
8. We think it is okay to take advantage of the miseries of others but not okay to be betrayed.
9. Friendship is just a Machiavellian tool to achieve our personal goals.
10. "Hey, why is Mr X not joining us? Is he weird or what? Lets gossip!"